Oh, hello! Say, are you into silky silicone, fantastic flexibility, and lots of vibration around back? If yes, the party's in the rear with CalExotics' Lavender Haze Ridge Probe!

This super-swirly vibrating plug is on the medium end of the size spectrum, and thanks to the flexible neck, it'll bend and move as you do. Up top, the tapered tip pops through for a sexy stretch before spiralling down to its widest point.

Down below, a big base helps hold everything in place (your butt!) and makes sure the Ridge doesn't slip too far inside. One more thing about the base: it's where you'll find the control button for ten modes of rumbly vibration.

The dual-layered liquid silicone Ridge is body-safe and easy to clean and care for; any water-based lube (not silicone-based, please) will add lots of extra slipperiness. USB rechargeable, cord included. Waterproof.