200mg of calming the fuck down.  Take one stab daily (or hourly) as needed. Jumbo capsules for beginners, mini for masochists, and advanced hand-lettering for your DIY doctorate in rage relief.

This kit has pattern options for all levels! The CHILL stencil for beginners, mini pills for intermediate, and freehand cursive lettering for the advanced felters. 

$1 from every Chill Pills kit goes to Stand Up for Science. Because facts > flat-Earther fascism.

This is a great gift for any science lover (think pharmacist, researcher, psychiatrist, etc.)

Side effects may include:

✨ Unprovoked euphoria

✨ Wool fuzz in your kombucha

✨ Blood spatter that passes as abstract art

✨ All manner of placebo, pluck, and punk

Kit Includes:

• Three neon colors of wool

• "CHILL" stencil
  

• Pill case

• (3) stabby needles

• Felting pad

• QR code tutorial

• (2) Band-Aids

What It Doesn’t Include:

• Actual drugs (please consult someone else)

• Therapy (I wish lol)