Imagine a sleek little capsule, dark and glossy like a roasted coffee bean that sold its soul to science. Inside? The distilled spirit of ten espressos compressed into one unapologetic dose. No crema, no cute latte art—just raw, jittery determination.

How it works:
Skipping the existential crisis of waiting in line for a barista who can’t spell your name.
Replacing eight hours of sleep with a vibrating sense of productivity and questionable life choices.
Achieving a mental state somewhere between enlightenment and a mild panic attack.

Effects:
-Unstoppable ambition
-Overconfident multitasking
-The feeling that maybe, just maybe, you could run a small country before lunch.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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