Merle Haggard wrote a song about listening to his mama;  how she showed undying support and love, and how he didnt listen. So he ended up in jail. On his birthday. By himself. Thats what happens when you dont listen to mama. Now you can wear this subtle threat on a tshirt so when someone tells you “No!” point to the shirt and remind them theres no cake in prison.

Professionally screen printed on our classic fitted crewneck tee; black ink on a cream t-shirt. 

100% cotton

Available in women's sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Recommended sizing: This design follows our new sizing structure, which runs true to size, however this tee is intended to be fitted so size up if you prefer to have extra room. 

We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry, low heat.

Measurements

S: 26" long by 16" wide
M: 27" long by 19" wide
L: 27.5" long by 21" wide
XL: 28" long by 22" wide
2XL: 28.5" long by 24" wide
3XL: 29" long by 27" wide
4XL: 29.5" long by 29" wide

Model is 5'2 and is wearing a size S

Recommended sizing: This design follows our new sizing structure, which runs true to size, however this tee is intended to be fitted so size up if you prefer to have extra room.