When the apocalypse arrives wearing designer sunglasses, you'll want Preppi's Prepster Ultra Advanced strapped to your back. Wrapped in fire-retardant aluminum canvas and natural bridle leather, this American-made bug-out bag keeps two people fed, hydrated, and civilized for three days post-catastrophe. Inside: a Spot X satellite messenger, night vision optics, solar charging gear, five-year shelf-life rations, and a water purifier that eliminates bacteria you can't pronounce. And if that's not enough, the bag also includes Malin+Goetz skincare, Marvis toothpaste, and a leather dopp kit to give you a look that announces “I was ready for this.”